Caustic Cherry

Anonymous sent: That really makes me feel better somehow, especially because I don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable or something. ;c btw, that website headcanon is extremely cute, it's all making sense now! Same for the autocards - stop inspiring me, I dunno what to write anymore. xD And hey, I can totally live with you as my future me, but only if that means that I'll get as talented as you somehow. C: At least I'm already a perv! -wiggles hips- Some weirdos we are. Oh, I hope you had a great day at work!

I really really love stalkers. I have so much fun being a not-very-subtle creepy anon in my girls’ askboxes. *A* I love being a perv and sending stalkerish messages. So, trust me, don’t feel bad. I lurv you, anon. You and asylum!anon are my fav anons in the world.

Shhhh, come to the dark side. I like to think that my headcanons are perfect and adorable. *nods*

Awwwww. It doesn’t take much to be as “talented” as me. xD I will give my art skills to whoever give me some good writing skills.

Weirdos are cool. I want to forever be a weirdo!!!

Anonymous sent: Hey ! Asylum!Anon back for your pleasure (or not.) ! Here it is : nsa22(.)casimages(.)com/img/2012/04/09/120409112554892352(.)jpg it's a really bad and messy sketch, but it was fun :D !

asjdhfgfkjghhg. This is very good, dear! I never know what to expect when people say they draw (because we all tend to say that we suck and you never know who really sucks and who isn’t objective about their own work), but I like this so muchhh.

Adkfgfjfg and I added “Welcome to Klainesylum”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*A* I love you!! And, seriously, this is good. I love how sexy Blaine looks, and Kurt face too. They look like themselves, but yet the drawing has your own style. :D Me likes.

Anonymous sent: do you think tracing the outlines of a photo for a drawing is cheating?

It depends

I think as long as you specify that you outlined it, it’s not cheating. I admit it has always kind of annoyed me when people post art that it’s evidently outlined (especially porn gifs, since I usually recognize the original gif) and they take all the credit for it, as if they drew it from scratch.

I, as many other artists, use references (please notice the difference between using a photo as reference and use it as base to outline something) for some of my drawings. Mostly for poses. But I have never denied it, and I usually try to say so in the post itself if my fanart is heavily based in that reference. People should learn to not feel ashamed because they use resources if they need them.

So, I think it’s not really cheating as long as the person admit it. I have always thought that it’s kinda sad when people accept compliments for stuff they haven’t made, only traced.

Anonymous sent: I...I've been meaning to tell you something for a while... -sniffles, and turns around- I...I l-love you. There I said it! I love you and your beautiful amazing drawings! Phew. I feel better now. ♥ ^-^

Awww. I’m so sorry I couldn’t answer this last night, but real life always gets in the way when I’m having fun in Tumblr. *kicks real life*

You’re so adorable. Ajkflghsfghfggh. Thank you so so much. I hope you read this and don’t think I ignored your message.

ALL THE LOVE <33

Anonymous sent: Oh, stalking's good then! Seems like the most romantic lovestories always start with stalking, I mean I'm still wondering how Kurt got that picture of Blaine for his locker. =v= Yup, and now I stalk.. ahum, talk to you, just like you did with her, and what the fuck, it's really getting creepy how similar we are. xDD Maybe I'm your future-you, or your evil twin, or the other way around.. wait, if you say fuck you and I'm you, do you fuck yourself then, too? HOLY SHIZZLE it even rhymes! OAÒ Scary.

Stalking is more than good in my opinion. I’m a pro stalker, and I love to stalk people (and be stalked).

HAHAHA. Same here. I have always imagined Kurt stalking Dalton’s website. Expensive private school usually have photos and info about what their students can do (as in clubs). So I guess there were a lot of photos of the Warblers. I don’t know. That has always been my headcanon. That or a crack!headcanon in which Blaine keeps photos of himself in his blazzer in case someone wants an autograph.

I’m usually the older one, so I think I’m your future self then.

:o I knew I was a perv, but I didn’t know I was fucking myself.

This is getting weird. xD

“Come on, silly, come here.” Kurt giggled when his boyfriend tried to put some space between them. “My father will not come home until tonight.”

“I know, but… it’s the living room, Kurt.”

“I only want a kiss.” Kurt pouted. Blaine tried to look away, but Kurt could see the goofy smile on his face. “Don’t you want to kiss your boyfriend, Blaine? Are you really that mean?”

“You’re awful.”

“Oh, and now you insult me. So much for love. You’re such a Casanova. Kisses and sweet words everywhere.”

“Oh God, stop being adorable. I can’t be a responsible teenager when you act like this.”

“The kiss me. Give me a kiss and I will behave.”

“No, you will not. I know you, I will kiss you and then you will use your charms on me and then I will not be able to stop kissing you.”

“It’s not my fault if my lips have magical powers.” Kurt giggled again and this time it was Blaine who pouted. But, even so, he moved closer to his boyfriend again. “Come here, sweet innocent soul, I will bewitch you. You know you want me to do it.”

“You’re such an evil person.”

“Uh-huh, but you love me, so it’s all ok. We will burn in Hell together because our lusty sins.”

With a smile gracing both their faces, they moved even closer until Blaine’s legs were over Kurt’s ones. Their lips touched sweetly at first, but quickly the softness of that kiss turned into a well-known fire that warmed them up in a delicious way. Lips touching, teeth nipping at tender flesh, and tongues caressing the hot wetness in their mouths. It was amazing how something so innocent could feel so intimate and hot.

If anyone asked Blaine, he wouldn’t have been able to say how long that kiss lasted, not even if he had only kissed him once or thousands of times,  but he could say without any doubt that he would never get tired of kissing Kurt.

“I love you so much.” Blaine whispered against his boyfriend’s lips.

“I love you too.”

“You two are adorable and all that, but I would feel better if you didn’t eat each other’s faces when I’m home.” Burt’s voice interrupted the sweet moment.

“Mr. Hummel!” Blaine jumped and fell flat on his ass.

“Dad! Don’t scare Blaine like that.” Kurt glared at his father, who simply chuckled happily at the sight of Blaine awkwardly sitting on the floor after falling from the couch. “Are you ok, Blaine? Did you hurt yourself?”

“I’m sure he will live.”

“Dad, I would appreciate it if you didn’t break my boyfriend.”

“Not my fault if he’s jumpy. It’s my right as a parent to scare your boyfriend. It’s the only fun thing about your son dating someone.”

“I-I…” Blaine stammered.

“So, you’re only happy that I have a boyfriend because you like to scare him? Nice, dad, very nice.”

“I’m sure he will be ok once you kiss him better, right kid?” Burt chuckled again when Blaine flushed deep red and choked on air. If he was honest with himself, Burt liked Blaine a lot and knew he had no reason to use the whole I’m-going-to-kick-your-ass-if-you-hurt-my-kid act, but it was fun to see him blush and tremble a little bit.

“DAD! Stop trying to kill him.”

“Ok, ok, geez, an old man can’t have his fun anymore.”

“We will see how much fun you have when I tell Carole that you have been torturing Blaine again.”

“Damn kid.” Burt grumbled and looked at Blaine. “I hope you’re ready to never make him angry. He’s scary when he’s angry.”

“I wonder who I got that from. Huh?”

“Ok, kid, I’m going, I’m going. Go pick up your boyfriend from the floor before he gets too comfy. I’m going to start making dinner since I came home early. I don’t want to hear kissy sounds, ok? If you do kiss him better, I don’t want to know.”

“If you don’t go now I will kiss him right in front of him.”

“Kurt!” Blaine squeaked, embarrassed.

“You plan to join us for dinner Blaine?”

“Yes, he will, if that’s ok.”

“Bossy. And, yes, he can.” Burt said with a gentle smile before going to the kitchen.

“Oh my God, that was awkward.” Blaine lamented.

“Don’t be silly. You know the more you act like this, the more my father will poke you for fun. He loves to see you squirm, but other than that he doesn’t mind if we kiss or whatever. Well, maybe he does mind the whatever part, but what he doesn’t know doesn’t hurt him, right?”

“You’re so evil.”

“I have heard that before.”

“I wonder why.”

“Because I’m an evil monster who wants to eat your soul.” Kurt reached out to offer Blaine help to get up.

“That’s how they call it now?” Blaine took his hand and was on his feet in less than a second.

“Yes, it is. Now, last kiss before we go help my dad in the kitchen. Burnt food is not as delicious as my father seems to believe.”

“Your wish, my command, good sir.”

“Damn right.”

Anonymous sent: You are beautiful. Never forget that.

I have seen a lot of “You’re beautiful” messages in Tumblr. I think you’re so sweet for sending these messages. :) It’s a great idea.

Kudos to you, anon! <3 And thank you.

Anonymous sent: I ship you with needklainenow because I love to see you two interact on my dash. My two favorite artists together. I SHIP IT.

HAHAHAHA.

I like this. I like how people ship us.

*gay fives Linda and gropes her while she’s at it*

Anonymous sent: I ship you with COLD SHOWERS because gurrrrl your smutty drawings are too hot and I need to get some work done!

But but… baby, it’s cold outside ~

Do you want me to lose me naughty bits when they fell because the cold? xD And smut is good. Smut is air. I need it to live.

;A;

Blaine had been at Breadsticks so many times that he had lost count, but he knew for sure that he would never forget this night. 

They went out with most of their friends to celebrate Brittany’s birthday, and he was having a great night until Kurt decided to get his hand on his tight. At first it startled him, but he smiled at his boyfriend and tried to ignore the warmth of Kurt’s hand setting his skin on fire. Even with the rough fabric of his pants he could feel the heat, and it was driving him crazy.

“Hobbit, you look like you’re either in pain or giving birth to Hummel’s baby.”

“Ignoring Santana’s rude words, she’s right. Are you feeling ok? You don’t look very good.” Rachel’s worried voice made Blaine try to focus on saying something to make the stop worrying instead of focusing on his naughty boyfriend.

“I’m ok. I guess I’m tired.”

“You should go to bed early and rest.”

“Yes, Blaine, Rachel is right. You should go to bed early. I will tuck you in.” Kurt’s voice sounded innocent, but his hand getting higher on his tight gave his words a completely different meaning for Blaine.

“Awwww, aren’t our gay daddies adorable? I wanna throw up all over them like the girl from The exorcist.”

“That’s cute.” Brittany said, and Santana stared at her for a moment before she smiled sweetly.

“We’re sweet and adorable, what can we say?”

Blaine tried to control his breathing, to not sound like a panting horse, but it was hard to even think straight when Kurt’s hand kept moving. Instead of stopping now that their friends’ attention was focused on them, Kurt seemed to feel encouraged by it. His hands moved higher and higher on his tight until he was pressing the heel of it on Blaine’s growing hard on.

The harsh intake of air was impossible to ignore by anyone, but when Blaine looked at Kurt out of the corner of his eyes he saw a satisfied grin instead of the embarrassed blush that he was expecting.

“Are you sure you’re ok, dude?” Finn was the one asking this time.

“Ye-yeah.” Blaine choked and glared at his boyfriend who blinked innocently at him.

“Poor Blaine, maybe he’s getting sick. Do you feel cold, baby?” Kurt asked and Blaine wanted to die because his hand was moving again, and damn him for being so good with his hands and enjoying this way too much. They were with their friends, in the middle of a familiar restaurant, and as much as he wanted Kurt’s hands on him all the time, he didn’t feel very comfortable having his boyfriend’s hand palming him over his jeans.

“He kinda looks like he’s sweating.” Finn answered for him, and Blaine had never loved Finn so much. He wasn’t sure if he could talk without sounding husky and absolutely horny.

“Hummel, where’s your hand?” Santana asked suddenly with a grin.

“Where’s yours?” He replied with a knowing smile.

“Touché.”

“Ewwwww!”

“Don’t be such a prude, Berry. You’re simply jealous of our awesomeness and team job.”

“What? What’s happening? Rachel?”

“Let’s go, Finn. You don’t want to know.”

“But… but my party.” Brittany pouted.

“Don’t worry your pretty head, baby. I will make you see fireworks later.”

“Really?! Yay! Thank you Santana.”